露出 键盘侠|🤪要是掉链子是一门时期 那哈登号称十八般本领样样醒目

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[赛后贴] 本日NBA老例赛，快船队主场113-116不敌太阳队。

两边数据

快船（0-1）：

哈登29分12篮板8助攻、鲍威尔17分4篮板4助攻、祖巴茨21分9篮板3助攻、德里克-琼斯12分4篮板、曼恩8分5篮板4助攻、科菲11分3篮板、巴图姆2分2篮板2助攻、克里斯-邓恩5分4篮板2助攻2抢断、凯-琼斯6分。

太阳（1-0）：比尔24分3篮板、杜兰特25分7篮板3抢断、努尔基奇11分9篮板2助攻2抢断、布克15分4篮板6助攻、泰厄斯-琼斯11分2篮板8助攻2抢断、奥尼尔5分5篮板、阿伦8分3助攻、普拉姆利8分2篮板、莫里斯5分2篮板。

[–]DrChiz -3 points an hour ago

Soon as Harden checked back into the 4th， he did everything possible to sell and lose this game. No plays， bad ISO， little passing， dribbling into traffic to lose it， bad weak silly shots， missed FTs… it’s all on him.

球迷：今天哈登在第四节一登场，速即把压箱底的十八般掉链子本领一起使了出来，什么“太极奥义之不叫策略”、“叶问之我要打十个单打之术”、“曼巴武学之不传的奥义”、“稀里婉曲钻进东谈主堆送球之术”、“愚蠢铁匠附身之术”、“在罚球线拉坨大的之术”，这球输得头昏脑胀啊~~十足怪他！！

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[–]Mavericksbagfka 0 points an hour ago

James harden moment

独行侠球迷：哈疼时候，虽迟但到！！

[–]MavericksShangrolam12 0 points an hour ago

Bro was gassed and ready for the strip club

独行侠球迷：不要乱讲！！哈登哥这样拉，是因为真的太累了，致使还得留点力气给今晚的脱衣舞女郎~~~

[–]Genji4Lyfe 1 point an hour ago

Harden was both the best and worst of times in this game

球迷：但不得不说，尽管比赛临了拉了坨大的，然而这场比赛的高光时候也相似亦然哈登给的啊~~~

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 3 points an hour ago

Live and die by Harden I guess

快船球迷：这便是所谓的“成也萧何，败也萧何”吧~~~

[–]WarriorsVallerie_09 4 points an hour ago

Clippers really snatched a L out of the jaws of victory

能人球迷：这场到手皆快消化到大肠了，快船果然还能从嘴里给吐出来…

[–]Lakerstindercylinder -3 points an hour ago

CLIPPERS CULTURE

湖东谈主球迷：无他~~破船文化罢辽~~唯手熟尔~~~

[–]ClippersRapsareChamps_Suckit 3 points an hour ago

ugh this is why I drink.. put it on my tombstone mods

快船球迷：你破船拉完一大坨，我一杯苦酒穿肠过，试问你又奈我何~~~555555~~~把我这首绝命诗刻到我的墓志铭上去~~~~~~

[–]CookingLikeChef 0 points an hour ago

Imagine paying billions for a new arena just to lose

球迷：快船花几十亿好意思金盖的这座新球馆，专诚用于把球迷请过来赏玩快船输球的~~~奢~~~~侈~~~~

[–]SunsForceMaster999 0 points an hour ago

This game took time off my life but it was worth it

太阳球迷：看完这场球折了我几年寿，不外也值啦~~~

[–]ClippersPaulGeorgeFan1 1 point an hour ago

kawhi leonard god will strike you down. i promise you.

快船球迷：科怀-莱昂纳德，你日夕会遭天谴的，你就等着吧你！！

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 3 points an hour ago

I know it’s early， but getting tyus jones on the minimum was insane.

太阳球迷：我知谈目下说个还为时过早，然而太阳用了个底薪就把泰厄斯-琼斯签过来，这也太离谱了点吧~~~

注：本场比赛，太阳新援泰尔斯-琼斯砍下11分2篮板8助攻，全场正负值+6，是太阳队的胜利元勋。

[–]Kingsthrowaway4tankies 11 points an hour ago

Despite the suns endlessly fucking the ball， the clips managed to fuck it more lol

国王球迷：我原认为太阳队拉的这坨仍是够大了，没思到对面还有个肠胃更好的，了不得啊快船哈哈哈哈~~~~

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 9 points an hour ago

Kd having 7 turnovers， missing wide open 3s， and looking sluggish throughout the game， completely redeemed himself with that shot to get us to OT.

太阳球迷：今天杜兰独到7个造作、空位3分也投不进，整场比赛看上去皆不在情状…但小节的阿谁绝平投篮足以遮掩他今天总共的不及！！

新闻伙同>>>>>>💀死神来了！杜兰特在两东谈主贯注遵从下 强行中投拖进加时！

[–]PelicansRezsguy 7 points an hour ago

All I’m going to say is that it’s going to be a long season for poor James Harden. Dude is going to have to do a lot of carrying at his age.

鹈鹕球迷：我唯独思说的是，这赛季哈登可有的受了，这哥们仍是一大把年事，然而快船的吃喝拉撒全得靠他手把手带了…

[LAC] Patrick BeverleyRowboatCop-[S] 18 points an hour ago

I've seen enough. Convert Kai's E10 contract to a max.

Send KPJ to jail for his performance tonight.

Thank you Mavs for DJJ.

快船球迷：没什么好说的了，速即把凯-琼斯的Exibit-10条约升级为顶薪条约！！然后再把小凯文-波特关牢里去，以他今晚的弘扬为罪证给他定个死罪！！另外，感谢独行侠把小德里克-琼斯给咱们~~~

注：今天凯-琼斯替补出战13分钟，5投3中，获得6分4篮板；小凯文-波特替补出战12分钟56秒，8投1中，仅获得2分4篮板2助攻；小德里克-琼斯首发出战29分钟，6投5中，三分2投2中，看下12分4篮板1助攻。

（把小凯文波特拉出去毙了）

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 84 points an hour ago*

Clippers’ clutch time offense consisting of 35 year old Harden ISOs was certainly a choice， absolute eyesore

凯尔特东谈主球迷：快船队今天在要道时候的伏击，全靠35岁的哈登到处单打，可的确个好方针呢~~~有种让东谈主看不下去的好意思感~~~

[–]ClippersCharliebitme1234 31 points an hour ago

...have you looked at our roster?

快船球迷：楼上的站着言语不腰疼…你也不望望咱们的破声威有拿得脱手的东西吗？

[–]Germanynutelamitbutter 32 points an hour ago

And it’s not the worst option. He can still do that

球迷：（哈登单打）这也不是什么最差的策略啦，哈登仍然人老心不老~~~

[–]Celticsapplep00 2 points an hour ago

2024 los houston angeles clippets

凯尔特东谈主球迷：我是看出来了，这支球队是洛杉矶休斯顿火箭快船队啊~~~

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 27 points an hour ago

James Hardens usage rate is gonna be historic this season

球迷：哈登本赛季的使用率又将冲突历史了~~~

[–]MagicTiredMillennialDad 0 points an hour ago

Will be hurt in a month

魔术球迷：一月后你再看到哈登，便是在病床上了…

[–]AustraliaTopblokelikehodgey 19 points an hour ago

This 53 minute game went for almost three hours. Brother， it's fucken unwatchable

澳大利亚球迷：一场53分钟的比赛硬是打了快要3个小时…老迈…着实是没法儿看啊~~~

注：本场比赛两边一共罚了64个罚球。

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

James Harden is certainly a system.

A system CRASH.

That was a joke for you， Mr. Microsoft steve Ballmer.

湖东谈主球迷：哈登如实号称系统，这个系统名叫“爱死机”~~这是送给您的专属打趣哦，来自微软的鲍尔默先生~~~

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